1 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:20,780 The boy has become a man. 2 00:00:21,140 --> 00:00:26,360 His body is steady constant change and daily his appearance develops. 3 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:30,800 He gets problems with acne, pimples. 4 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:35,180 He gets wider over the ring and the voice deepens. 5 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:39,860 The bodily hygiene comes as a whole new focus. 6 00:00:40,580 --> 00:00:45,960 The body secretes new, unfamiliar scents which can appear both sharp and 7 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:46,960 smelly. 8 00:00:47,500 --> 00:00:50,300 The young man changes socially. 9 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:56,200 A new spectrum of interests is painted, the circle of friends splits and you search 10 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:59,180 separates from the group and engages in one hobby. 11 00:01:00,780 --> 00:01:03,240 The girl has become a woman too long ago. 12 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:06,700 Compared to the man, she is far away before. 13 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:11,360 She has got breasts, a wider cane and she menstruating. 14 00:01:12,260 --> 00:01:15,800 The young woman insists more and more on her own appearance. 15 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:21,420 Her clothes and external attributes make up suddenly an important element in her 16 00:01:21,420 --> 00:01:22,420 everyday life. 17 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:28,040 Everyday life includes conflicts parents and siblings if ever so small 18 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:32,480 details. It is a arduous period in the development of the individual. 19 00:01:34,660 --> 00:01:39,180 You feel a frustration and desire force their maturation process. 20 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:44,100 And you see yourself so much more grown up and more insightful than one in themselves 21 00:01:44,100 --> 00:01:45,100 the work is. 22 00:01:45,740 --> 00:01:48,080 You are fickle and inconsistent. 23 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:53,740 You have only one thing in your mind. Is I loved? 24 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:55,160 Except me. 25 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:58,480 I am only interested in one thing. 26 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:00,520 Six. 27 00:02:01,140 --> 00:02:03,380 With her there, Camilla Jevet. 28 00:02:04,900 --> 00:02:06,140 We will do it. 29 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:07,399 Do you understand? 30 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:09,220 I'm going to lose my virginity. 31 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:13,260 In two and a half hours, I won't be longer an old boy. 32 00:02:14,220 --> 00:02:15,560 Then he is a young man. 33 00:02:29,300 --> 00:02:31,060 Okay, the gas is the bottom. 34 00:02:47,230 --> 00:02:51,410 666 Life's most important spice What the hell are you staring at? 35 00:03:52,610 --> 00:03:54,030 Come on, what are we doing here? 36 00:03:54,330 --> 00:03:55,590 Shut up, little Erik. 37 00:03:56,030 --> 00:03:57,610 Where did you say we would stand here? 38 00:03:58,070 --> 00:03:59,390 He needed witnesses. 39 00:03:59,930 --> 00:04:02,490 You have to have witnesses to things like this stuff, get it? 40 00:04:02,790 --> 00:04:04,610 Yeah, but you... 41 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:06,740 -Should we like to eat hot dogs afterwards? 42 00:04:08,260 --> 00:04:09,500 - No, sorry. 43 00:04:09,940 --> 00:04:11,060 - How nice you are. 44 00:04:12,700 --> 00:04:14,900 -Hello. - How nice you are. 45 00:04:16,100 --> 00:04:18,399 -Hello. - How ugly you are. 46 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:20,360 - How deep. 47 00:04:34,220 --> 00:04:35,220 -No. Do I feel it? 48 00:04:35,350 --> 00:04:36,650 Do I feel it? 49 00:04:38,870 --> 00:04:39,870 Six. 50 00:04:49,070 --> 00:04:50,070 Violence. 51 00:05:01,690 --> 00:05:03,130 Damn lamp. 52 00:05:13,930 --> 00:05:19,810 So Bert... I've thought of something. 53 00:05:24,870 --> 00:05:27,470 About that thing we said we would do now. 54 00:05:29,550 --> 00:05:36,390 I actually think you should be together with that man 55 00:05:36,390 --> 00:05:37,390 do. 56 00:05:50,220 --> 00:05:51,720 Do you want to be together with me? 57 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:00,520 Really. 58 00:06:01,980 --> 00:06:03,360 Are you in love with me, maybe? 59 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:11,860 No, I'm not. 60 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:15,120 Look, a nadda. 61 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:26,410 No, you mustn't be such a bitch picky? 62 00:06:28,550 --> 00:06:30,270 I'm picky. 63 00:06:32,330 --> 00:06:35,650 There must be someone who feels right to a thousand percent. 64 00:06:37,570 --> 00:06:38,590 Don't you get it? 65 00:06:40,410 --> 00:06:42,430 Please, just a little. 66 00:06:45,830 --> 00:06:47,750 Camilla, now Carl Philip is here. 67 00:06:48,030 --> 00:06:49,030 Huh? 68 00:06:49,150 --> 00:06:50,230 Carl Philip? 69 00:06:50,750 --> 00:06:52,670 What is it about? Should they have the three? 70 00:06:52,970 --> 00:06:54,970 No, he wouldn't come first at six o'clock. 71 00:06:55,530 --> 00:06:59,570 Carl Philip? It is not possible to we'll have Carl-Philip at school or something. 72 00:06:59,670 --> 00:07:01,290 Yes, what a Carl-Philip that would be be? 73 00:07:01,750 --> 00:07:03,850 On the out-of-vote king now. 74 00:07:04,070 --> 00:07:05,070 I'm out. 75 00:07:05,210 --> 00:07:06,129 Bye then. 76 00:07:06,130 --> 00:07:07,130 But me then! 77 00:07:08,610 --> 00:07:12,850 Hello Carl-Philip! You've heard this one. 78 00:07:13,150 --> 00:07:15,790 There were two Norwegians who attended the beach. 79 00:07:27,340 --> 00:07:29,280 We would sleep with each other! 80 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:37,040 Hello. 81 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:46,160 Yes, I actually think that this with sex is something that you just shouldn't 82 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:48,120 rush into anyway. 83 00:07:48,660 --> 00:07:50,040 I myself waited until I was 27. 84 00:07:50,780 --> 00:07:53,100 Yes, it was a rather pleasant one experience. 85 00:07:53,580 --> 00:07:56,020 It was a little sweaty, of course, and it's never nice. 86 00:07:56,970 --> 00:07:59,130 Thankfully there are showers and soap. 87 00:08:01,070 --> 00:08:03,390 Carl Philip, the destroyer. 88 00:08:05,450 --> 00:08:06,990 Do you remember when he snitched on Rebecka? 89 00:08:07,350 --> 00:08:08,890 Friendly single girl. Etc. 90 00:08:09,410 --> 00:08:10,990 And then he snitched on Bjarna's girl. 91 00:08:12,270 --> 00:08:15,590 And Johnny's and Kristoffer's and Nick's girls too. 92 00:08:17,690 --> 00:08:20,810 And then there was a gathering museum, the consultant. 93 00:08:22,510 --> 00:08:24,350 Damn, you should lock it up somewhere. 94 00:08:25,010 --> 00:08:26,010 He would have a rod. 95 00:08:26,410 --> 00:08:27,930 I might kill him. 96 00:08:29,410 --> 00:08:33,230 It's just a pity that he is 16 years old and has brown hair belt in karate. 97 00:08:33,750 --> 00:08:35,710 And aikido. And mayo. 98 00:08:35,990 --> 00:08:37,510 And nasi goreng. 99 00:08:39,010 --> 00:08:40,010 Huh? 100 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:44,830 Little Erik has become unfriended by the whole the world. He's got one 101 00:08:44,830 --> 00:08:49,830 hormone change. He has pimples all over the whole body and is shiny and half like 102 00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:50,830 a soap. 103 00:08:50,870 --> 00:08:53,210 The world's little enemy. 104 00:08:57,160 --> 00:08:58,180 Lise jacket. Lise jacket, exactly. 105 00:08:58,740 --> 00:09:00,220 Frederick! Damn, it's the same! 106 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:06,400 These panties, they were too big for Bert last week. 107 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:09,840 Yes, but it's just as bad for me then. My underpants were in the same wash. 108 00:09:10,140 --> 00:09:14,240 So the whole family will use my panties so now? I will buy new ones! 109 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:16,800 What have I done wrong? 110 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:18,080 What have I done wrong? 111 00:09:18,380 --> 00:09:21,280 Why have I got a man who is in love with a television set? 112 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:22,520 And what is this? 113 00:09:22,740 --> 00:09:24,380 Why can't I ever have fun? 114 00:09:24,900 --> 00:09:29,000 What never? What never? I'll get it never come out. I guess I always get 115 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,360 take care of everything here at home. Steady, steady, always, always 116 00:09:31,820 --> 00:09:33,300 I can't do anything. 117 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,660 I mustn't think I can do anything. 118 00:09:35,940 --> 00:09:39,720 If I'm going to cook, you always come and put you in. If I'm going to iron like that 119 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:42,980 should you unsubscribe. I can't even wash. You don't think I can stockpile 120 00:09:42,980 --> 00:09:43,980 the laundry itself. 121 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:46,200 Speaking of which, now you have mixed black and white again. 122 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:47,520 Now comes Bert. 123 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:51,540 He is at a sensitive age. We can don't stand here barking so he can hear 124 00:09:51,540 --> 00:09:52,540 that. 125 00:09:55,210 --> 00:09:56,210 Should I ask? 126 00:09:56,870 --> 00:10:01,430 Exactly how happy did you become when dad washed your jeans at 140 degrees last time 127 00:10:01,430 --> 00:10:03,330 the week? Exactly how happy you were. 128 00:10:03,710 --> 00:10:05,750 They rub there behind. But you do with! 129 00:10:07,790 --> 00:10:09,150 Not that tone, please! 130 00:10:09,850 --> 00:10:10,850 Look! What? 131 00:10:11,150 --> 00:10:12,870 Yes, now you've made him sad too. 132 00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:17,090 Yes, it was you who brought this up with the jeans. He had just come over 133 00:10:17,090 --> 00:10:21,990 that. I thought I'd pick up some of mine stuff lying around and drooling here and 134 00:10:21,990 --> 00:10:23,370 look. They are probably in the way. 135 00:10:23,870 --> 00:10:24,870 Good evening. 136 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:26,460 Can you shut up? 137 00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:28,520 I'm trying to sleep. 138 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:30,140 Henry, come in. 139 00:10:30,740 --> 00:10:34,980 I think I'll stay here. Mine book gloves. Here you come suddenly 140 00:10:34,980 --> 00:10:35,980 to take a lot of things. 141 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:38,100 There's not a lot of swimming going on right now the time. 142 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:41,160 No, but now I've got Henry. 143 00:10:41,620 --> 00:10:44,580 And you ignore me. Oh, little wax. 144 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:46,619 Where where? 145 00:10:46,620 --> 00:10:47,780 Get out of here. 146 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:50,260 Take that old man with you too. 147 00:10:50,620 --> 00:10:53,000 Hello, hello. Now it starts soon. Hello. 148 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,280 It starts now. Guy of the month. Come and look 149 00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:00,760 Svea, I think we should move on now. 150 00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:02,480 We're going to the cinema. 151 00:11:03,860 --> 00:11:05,100 Can I come along? 152 00:11:05,660 --> 00:11:08,200 Go in now to Fredrik and find out something. 153 00:11:09,260 --> 00:11:10,260 Life is so short. 154 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:12,520 It's about having fun while you can ha. 155 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:17,620 One day you wake up and discover that you are dead. 156 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,580 But mom... Now it's coming. Now comes that. 157 00:11:21,540 --> 00:11:23,320 Feels like I'm already dead. 158 00:11:29,420 --> 00:11:30,420 Finally here. 159 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:31,940 Guy of the month. 160 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:35,680 April. Guy of the month. Lovely. 161 00:11:42,220 --> 00:11:44,560 Hello, hello. Hello, the diary. 162 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,480 Today I haven't lost my virginity again. 163 00:11:47,820 --> 00:11:53,040 It's the ninth time this week. And here you lie and smell sweat in your mother's 164 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:54,040 old panties. 165 00:11:54,220 --> 00:11:55,420 Thanks, Dad. 166 00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:57,320 Everything is hell. 167 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,780 Thanks and hello, pristine thing. 168 00:12:03,340 --> 00:12:08,240 We have gathered here today to take farewell of a young man who never got 169 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:09,240 do it. 170 00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:14,000 And when I say it, you probably understand all what i mean. 171 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:18,800 You see the beautiful coffin, it carries the color of innocence. 172 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:23,840 And that was exactly what Bert Ljung remained throughout his life. 173 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:25,480 Innocence. 174 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:35,160 I would like everyone to say a few well-chosen words to the young man who 175 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:39,280 we wondered so deeply only one thing intercourse. 176 00:12:43,940 --> 00:12:45,680 Yes, yes. That was it, that. 177 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,140 What freedom, Fredrik. 178 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:52,900 Finally alone. But now that Bertil is dead, then we can do all that as we do 179 00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:54,280 just talked about before. 180 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:55,660 I know, honey. 181 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:57,540 Travel and go by car. 182 00:12:58,460 --> 00:13:00,440 Making children on the kitchen table. 183 00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:08,980 Me 184 00:13:08,980 --> 00:13:16,380 knew 185 00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:18,960 well that. That it would be you in everyone case, Bert Skjert. 186 00:13:19,380 --> 00:13:21,200 The last virginity. 187 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:15,660 You get what you know, I give straight. 188 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:17,320 Do you believe about me now? 189 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:23,820 I don't care about all-sexual intercourse too the rest of my life? 190 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:30,780 I, Bertil, will never look at yours again girl. 191 00:14:30,940 --> 00:14:32,840 I'm going away! 192 00:14:50,239 --> 00:14:52,940 Guys, the boxes with blue label should to the kitchen. 193 00:14:54,340 --> 00:14:57,960 Listen, the boxes with the blue label are needed the kitchen. 194 00:15:00,060 --> 00:15:03,660 Guys, the boxes with blue label should to the kitchen. 195 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:08,820 Mom, we can't help you talking so slow. They are from Finland. They want to 196 00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,860 don't take orders from a woman in the whole thing. 197 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:14,680 You, help here so you are kind. Me I think they are talking crap about Sweden. They say 198 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,520 something about ishort, or whatever it is. 199 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,980 Think that you will have to do everything himself. 200 00:15:19,860 --> 00:15:24,020 I was 12 years old when I lost the virginity. 201 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:30,120 It was actually my French miss who seduced me 202 00:15:32,860 --> 00:15:37,020 No, I was 17. 203 00:15:39,660 --> 00:15:41,960 Or, I was 19. 204 00:15:42,580 --> 00:15:46,240 And it wasn't with my French miss. 205 00:15:47,950 --> 00:15:49,970 It was with my wife Madeleine. 206 00:15:50,870 --> 00:15:54,010 Yeah, I haven't actually done it with someone else. 207 00:15:54,690 --> 00:15:56,090 But she doesn't know about that. 208 00:15:58,450 --> 00:16:02,010 Some truths do best to remain secrets. 209 00:16:06,610 --> 00:16:07,990 Oh, all the kids then? 210 00:16:08,410 --> 00:16:12,970 Long and narrow in the barris of the vegetable steppe it strives up. 211 00:16:13,490 --> 00:16:17,530 However, on the sports field the ball is round bounces away. 212 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,440 Bongos! 213 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:29,000 Well! Then we start allegro tempo now! 214 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,000 Asparagus! 215 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:37,720 And balls! Now I'm the prettiest since! 216 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,380 Asparagus! Stop! 217 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:42,780 Now you've been pestering her for four hours. 218 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:46,160 Check! They live three meters away. 219 00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:47,380 And then balls. 220 00:16:47,660 --> 00:16:53,220 It's damn near impossible not to get to know her. And then balls. And the jaw, me 221 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,220 coming to Stigby. 222 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,740 And so you build for Spice Paris. 223 00:16:57,040 --> 00:17:00,020 And such a big ball now then. And so balls. 224 00:17:00,340 --> 00:17:04,520 And then balls. 225 00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:20,950 We are deleting the last section here. 226 00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:07,920 Victoria Pettersson. 227 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:27,720 This was not a fun solution. 228 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:30,680 No. 229 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:33,120 You, let me tell you straight here. 230 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:41,080 That should you have a chance is today's key word competition, you have to step up 231 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,080 the studies. 232 00:18:59,370 --> 00:19:00,650 It was the couch that suffered. 233 00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:06,390 Let me give you a piece of advice. 234 00:19:08,590 --> 00:19:11,250 I don't want to know from any Stockholm fashions here. 235 00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:20,310 I want to see results quickly. 236 00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:28,510 We all have to fight hard to succeed here in life. 237 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,040 You want to wean! 238 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,040 look at me 239 00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:40,820 I started with two hands. And now... Now I have one of my own 240 00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:41,820 school. 241 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:46,180 It's like you can become religious. 242 00:19:50,740 --> 00:19:52,720 Do you have such nice schools in Stockholm? 243 00:20:00,980 --> 00:20:04,880 No, I knew that. You share well bananas to the right and left when you 244 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:07,280 are not fully occupied with that vandalize. 245 00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:10,380 I have actually been to Stockholm and see how you pig out. 246 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:12,680 Hat outdoors! 247 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:24,800 This is the key to your home. 248 00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:28,580 Welcome to the Öreskoga high stadium. 249 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:47,560 Yes, 250 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:57,100 you shall know that if it were not for you, I would have one of my own 251 00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:58,100 computer companies today. 252 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:03,720 Then I would have a monthly salary. 253 00:21:04,490 --> 00:21:05,550 At 50,000. 254 00:21:07,410 --> 00:21:09,430 Do you know what my monthly salary is today? 255 00:21:11,830 --> 00:21:12,830 Huh? 256 00:21:13,470 --> 00:21:16,170 14,259. 257 00:21:17,170 --> 00:21:18,170 Exactly that. 258 00:21:18,830 --> 00:21:23,870 And had I known that I would take take care of you, I would have requested 100 14 259 00:21:23,870 --> 00:21:24,990 259. 260 00:21:25,790 --> 00:21:28,950 Plus the allowance. Plus the allowance. 261 00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:04,070 This Wednesday, everything changed this spring class. 262 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:09,770 All the girls turned ugly lumps. And all the guys got 263 00:22:09,770 --> 00:22:11,070 something to dream about. 264 00:22:11,690 --> 00:22:13,390 They are welcome to dream. 265 00:22:13,690 --> 00:22:15,410 But Victoria is mine. 266 00:22:16,270 --> 00:22:17,430 MY. 267 00:22:18,590 --> 00:22:23,370 I will make her a woman. And she will make me a man. 268 00:22:24,190 --> 00:22:28,390 If you are going to end your days as a sex athlete then you can lie in. 269 00:22:29,070 --> 00:22:30,690 I would lie down often. 270 00:22:30,930 --> 00:22:32,150 With Victoria. 271 00:22:33,750 --> 00:22:36,270 But... Huh? 272 00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:38,590 Are you here? 273 00:22:40,850 --> 00:22:44,410 Yes... How do you do it now? 274 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,920 Do you think I don't care about mine? and mother's relationship? 275 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:36,880 She says we never do anything funny Have you also forgotten 276 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:40,560 the holiday in Vemdalskalet last summer? We had a great time. 277 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,520 Stick, I'm fucking. 278 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:47,500 what did you say He said he is working on it fucks. 279 00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:48,940 Yes, I heard that. 280 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:56,860 Now it's you who takes a serious talk to your son. 281 00:23:57,100 --> 00:23:58,100 Yes. 282 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:00,300 I'm in a bit of a hurry. 283 00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:03,860 Yes, but then do it! Fuck off, aunty! 284 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:07,380 Today! Otherwise I'll break your glasses on! 285 00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:10,140 Yes, but take it easy. He just is thirteen. 286 00:24:10,740 --> 00:24:12,540 Thirteen? He's fifteen! 287 00:24:15,660 --> 00:24:17,560 Fifteen? When did he become one? 288 00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:22,820 First time for me? 289 00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:27,460 Yeah... I never took it. 290 00:24:28,170 --> 00:24:29,670 Thought it looked a little creepy. 291 00:24:30,810 --> 00:24:34,090 And he pushed me out of bed. 292 00:24:34,450 --> 00:24:40,630 Yes, he thrust so hard that I bang straight down into the floor and into an element. 293 00:24:41,890 --> 00:24:43,510 Four stitches in the head. 294 00:24:44,070 --> 00:24:45,070 Here. 295 00:24:46,970 --> 00:24:49,790 It hurt so much. 296 00:24:51,970 --> 00:24:53,590 It was the first time. 297 00:24:58,410 --> 00:24:59,630 But what is it now? 298 00:25:12,450 --> 00:25:12,970 Has 299 00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:20,350 you 300 00:25:20,350 --> 00:25:22,590 slept cold? No, I haven't. 301 00:25:23,110 --> 00:25:25,410 The bed will arrive next week so they will have it the moving company. 302 00:25:26,300 --> 00:25:28,840 It probably fell off somewhere outside Västerås. 303 00:25:29,460 --> 00:25:32,080 You, I don't feel so good today. 304 00:25:32,420 --> 00:25:36,600 Do I have to go to school? You, I have thought about what you said about the grade. 305 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,100 I will try to help you as much as I can in time. 306 00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:42,280 It's just that I'm so short of it time, you know. There is so much to do 307 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:43,480 do at that fruit company. 308 00:25:44,740 --> 00:25:46,580 But you, you know what I was thinking? 309 00:25:46,780 --> 00:25:49,280 You might be able to find someone like you study along, huh? 310 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:51,940 I don't feel a jaw next time. 311 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:55,620 The old lady. You, we have to try to cope this. 312 00:25:56,190 --> 00:25:57,590 Now I'll see in a few days. 313 00:25:58,090 --> 00:26:00,710 Then everything will feel like a lot better. 314 00:26:03,490 --> 00:26:04,490 Darling. 315 00:26:05,750 --> 00:26:07,470 Grab a banana and be happy. 316 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,200 You! You! 317 00:26:35,620 --> 00:26:36,620 Wait! 318 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:53,780 It's easy for it to get a little quiet when you stand here in 319 00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:56,920 home care. A little stiff. 320 00:26:57,740 --> 00:26:59,300 Hard to think of anything good to say. 321 00:27:00,260 --> 00:27:01,680 Well, apparently. 322 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:11,800 Well, you... How does it feel to live here now? 323 00:27:13,260 --> 00:27:14,260 Shit, actually. 324 00:27:15,340 --> 00:27:17,000 Yeah, shit. 325 00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:18,560 Yeah, shit. 326 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:21,680 That was well said. 327 00:27:21,900 --> 00:27:24,120 My name is Bert, by the way. We go in same class. 328 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:28,020 Yes, I know. I don't know how you... I know 329 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,240 You live in Stockholm. 330 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:33,660 No, I have lived in Sollentuna. 331 00:27:34,180 --> 00:27:35,920 It is two minutes away. 332 00:27:44,620 --> 00:27:45,620 Oh, my. 333 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:46,960 Long. 334 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:52,940 It must have been amazing to live like that near Stockholm. 335 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:57,580 Yes, there was a little more to do than what it's just here. 336 00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:01,980 Yes, I have been to Stockholm once. 337 00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:04,160 On a school trip then, right? 338 00:28:05,660 --> 00:28:10,840 No, I did an allergy test on Sabbatsberg Hospital. 339 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:16,340 Are you perhaps allergic to something? 340 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:21,400 No... Those would be stupid questions. 341 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:29,620 This survey comes from 342 00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:33,500 the government's youth council who want to know about your sex habits. 343 00:28:34,460 --> 00:28:40,800 It is important that you are so specific and clear as possible. 344 00:28:42,020 --> 00:28:45,460 Remember that you are anonymous, so answer as such honestly you just can. 345 00:28:46,620 --> 00:28:50,720 This survey is of course voluntary so whoever does not feel like it 346 00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:54,120 participants have every right to leave the hall now. 347 00:28:55,460 --> 00:28:56,460 Any? 348 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:07,200 No. 349 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:09,200 Then we drive! 350 00:29:20,140 --> 00:29:21,280 What is socializing? 351 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,120 No. 352 00:29:23,860 --> 00:29:24,860 No. 353 00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:26,560 No. 354 00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:29,240 Almost. Can you answer that? 355 00:29:29,700 --> 00:29:36,640 Where was it to Lunds again? Fish, panettones and mimosas. 356 00:29:36,700 --> 00:29:40,320 How many times have you had sex socializing? 357 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:44,240 Help. I who haven't even seen one naked girl 358 00:29:45,100 --> 00:29:47,280 The crimp. Has he? 359 00:29:48,260 --> 00:29:49,760 A hundred times? 360 00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:51,880 That sounds like a lot. 361 00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:53,560 Twice then? 362 00:29:53,980 --> 00:29:55,320 No, three by the way. 363 00:29:55,620 --> 00:29:57,480 It seems more believable. 364 00:30:08,580 --> 00:30:14,440 Victoria sure did. But me then? 365 00:30:15,890 --> 00:30:18,310 Hängelkungen. The seducer. Bert Ljung. 366 00:30:18,530 --> 00:30:19,790 What have I done? 367 00:30:20,410 --> 00:30:22,410 I've peed with the dick. 368 00:30:23,270 --> 00:30:24,270 Does it count? 369 00:30:25,090 --> 00:30:26,250 Have you? 370 00:30:27,150 --> 00:30:28,150 No. 371 00:30:29,190 --> 00:30:31,450 Do you usually use? No. 372 00:30:32,990 --> 00:30:34,610 When was the last? 373 00:30:34,870 --> 00:30:36,370 First person. 374 00:30:37,250 --> 00:30:41,050 Can it be written that I have to pass the suite sand with a couch? No. 375 00:30:43,790 --> 00:30:44,990 It's best to lie. 376 00:30:47,230 --> 00:30:49,190 Brown community sofa. 377 00:30:52,250 --> 00:30:54,230 Black leather sofa. 378 00:31:00,010 --> 00:31:01,010 Sexual? 379 00:31:02,330 --> 00:31:04,410 I'm not sexual, am I? 380 00:31:06,170 --> 00:31:09,350 But world meat, what is this? 381 00:31:10,090 --> 00:31:11,350 Zero times! 382 00:31:13,890 --> 00:31:15,490 Worth that you did! 383 00:31:23,290 --> 00:31:24,290 Yep... 384 00:31:54,709 --> 00:31:56,450 Texting.nu 385 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:35,420 - How did something happen? 386 00:32:35,660 --> 00:32:36,660 -Hello. 387 00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:40,480 They just settle in. 388 00:32:41,740 --> 00:32:42,740 -Who then? 389 00:32:43,620 --> 00:32:44,620 – The principal. 390 00:32:45,340 --> 00:32:51,800 - My grades are bothering me. - Do you have bad grades? 391 00:32:53,340 --> 00:32:57,080 If I had moved from Stockholm I would have I had to go to a class. 392 00:33:01,930 --> 00:33:03,810 You Bert, are you good with fabric? 393 00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:05,750 No. 394 00:33:07,990 --> 00:33:14,010 No. Because I'm standing here thinking about maybe you wanted to... Yes? 395 00:33:15,570 --> 00:33:17,110 ...plug in with me. Yes. 396 00:33:17,870 --> 00:33:19,090 That is, if you're good at it. 397 00:33:20,010 --> 00:33:21,270 If you want. 398 00:33:23,550 --> 00:33:30,430 Now that you say it... I am great at studying. 399 00:33:31,370 --> 00:33:33,210 I'm doing horribly on the exams. 400 00:33:33,930 --> 00:33:36,750 I'm really bad at studying. 401 00:33:38,690 --> 00:33:40,930 Yes, but then we say evening, then. 402 00:33:47,090 --> 00:33:52,830 I studied for the math test last week me every day for three weeks. 403 00:33:53,110 --> 00:33:54,310 -And how did it go? 404 00:33:54,830 --> 00:33:58,110 -One dish out of 46 possible. 405 00:33:59,870 --> 00:34:01,850 It's the will that counts, says my dad. 406 00:34:02,490 --> 00:34:03,570 -What does your father do, then? 407 00:34:03,930 --> 00:34:05,010 - An optician. 408 00:34:13,510 --> 00:34:14,870 You, Victoria. 409 00:34:16,850 --> 00:34:19,150 Looks like it's about to start rain 410 00:34:21,909 --> 00:34:23,530 You, on first to third. Come on! 411 00:34:31,850 --> 00:34:37,050 I read that it is somewhere man absolutely should not stand when there is lightning. 412 00:34:37,070 --> 00:34:39,429 Yes, it is under your hand. Yes, exactly that. 413 00:34:44,110 --> 00:34:45,770 You... Victoria? 414 00:34:46,650 --> 00:34:47,650 Yes? 415 00:34:48,170 --> 00:34:53,550 This, as Klimpen said... Is breeding today. 416 00:34:55,070 --> 00:34:56,170 Which do you mean then? 417 00:34:56,730 --> 00:34:58,610 Well, you know the thing about… 418 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:01,740 That I hadn't. 419 00:35:02,180 --> 00:35:04,020 Yes. Oh, so that. 420 00:35:04,420 --> 00:35:08,800 He's that typically ridiculous type that will never get a girl. 421 00:35:09,420 --> 00:35:11,320 Just because he's so childish. 422 00:35:11,660 --> 00:35:12,660 Yes, exactly. 423 00:35:13,020 --> 00:35:17,700 But I... I just wanted to say that... He misread. 424 00:35:18,220 --> 00:35:19,220 Huh? 425 00:35:19,900 --> 00:35:21,880 I've actually done it. 426 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:23,800 Have? Have you? 427 00:35:24,660 --> 00:35:25,660 Yes. 428 00:35:26,380 --> 00:35:27,820 Yes, and you? 429 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:30,470 I... Yes, yes. 430 00:35:30,710 --> 00:35:31,710 Done is done. 431 00:35:31,850 --> 00:35:37,110 I don't know. It depends on what you means You mean you have to know what you 432 00:35:37,110 --> 00:35:40,990 do and so? Yes, exactly that. You have to be mature and such. 433 00:35:41,210 --> 00:35:43,610 You have to feel entitled to a thousand percent. 434 00:35:44,670 --> 00:35:47,390 Both parties, mutual and so on. 435 00:35:47,590 --> 00:35:51,010 Just. But why you then? 436 00:35:51,390 --> 00:35:53,230 Weren't you very nervous and such? 437 00:35:53,490 --> 00:35:54,590 Huh? I? 438 00:35:54,990 --> 00:35:55,990 No! 439 00:35:59,820 --> 00:36:02,340 There are two advantages to bad weather. 440 00:36:02,860 --> 00:36:06,740 One is that when it's wanted, the girl wants it hold one in hand. 441 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:11,420 And the other is that when it rains so they don't feel like you have sweaty hands. 442 00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:13,160 You? 443 00:36:16,780 --> 00:36:17,780 Yes? 444 00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:22,520 I hope you don't think so here is embarrassing. 445 00:36:24,140 --> 00:36:27,020 I think you and I should have one talk about something. 446 00:36:29,470 --> 00:36:31,110 Yeah, what? 447 00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:34,250 Yes, you know. 448 00:36:35,490 --> 00:36:40,550 Something like that that only a guy can do talk to a guy about. 449 00:36:42,050 --> 00:36:46,990 Well, football? No, the second. 450 00:36:48,730 --> 00:36:52,790 What? Yes, what? 451 00:36:53,450 --> 00:36:54,830 You know. 452 00:36:56,070 --> 00:36:57,310 You know. 453 00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:00,240 That. 454 00:37:01,940 --> 00:37:03,560 Hockey? No. 455 00:37:04,700 --> 00:37:06,920 No. You know. 456 00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:10,460 That thing that we guys do with girls. 457 00:37:12,500 --> 00:37:14,220 Are you talking about sex, dad? 458 00:37:15,140 --> 00:37:16,860 Six and six. 459 00:37:18,100 --> 00:37:22,540 You really should clean it up this wardrobe. 460 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,680 I mean it. You can always ask me. 461 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:39,880 I've been with quite a few girls. That was before I met mom 462 00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:45,440 of course. But I think it's good that you can wait a little before sleeping with a girl. 463 00:37:45,980 --> 00:37:48,340 Or whatever you want to do with her. 464 00:37:49,420 --> 00:37:55,320 Sex is so much more than ourselves intercourse. It is 465 00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:59,780 caresses and tender words. 466 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:09,120 Yes, anyway. If you now meet one girl like you 467 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:15,540 really like a lot and so want you do that with her, 468 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:20,720 then I really hope you have protection on your little one 469 00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:23,020 Peter Niklas. 470 00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:24,480 Yes, Victoria. 471 00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:40,600 Nice room you have. 472 00:38:42,100 --> 00:38:44,800 It's quite dark. 473 00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:46,540 It does. 474 00:38:47,620 --> 00:38:48,740 Here, sit down. 475 00:38:53,340 --> 00:38:56,220 Where? Yes, exactly that. 476 00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:58,520 The chair is under repair. 477 00:38:59,140 --> 00:39:00,140 Come on. 478 00:39:20,460 --> 00:39:22,320 Well, you, Victoria. 479 00:39:23,140 --> 00:39:24,140 yes, 480 00:39:25,060 --> 00:39:26,660 I thought of one thing. 481 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,700 It's fun that we have become 482 00:39:31,700 --> 00:39:37,020 friends. That 483 00:39:37,020 --> 00:39:42,220 it's much easier to study when you is two, right? 484 00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:44,700 Yes, exactly that. 485 00:39:44,980 --> 00:39:46,760 Yes, that's true. 486 00:39:52,490 --> 00:39:55,710 ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... 487 00:40:31,790 --> 00:40:32,790 Hockey game? Hockey game? 488 00:40:33,650 --> 00:40:37,690 Or? I don't know. I never have understood me about hockey. It is 489 00:40:37,690 --> 00:40:40,190 a bit awkward somehow. 490 00:40:43,770 --> 00:40:48,450 Yes, but us boys are quite difficult. Or how? 491 00:40:48,710 --> 00:40:49,710 Yes, I know. 492 00:40:51,910 --> 00:40:52,910 Yes. 493 00:40:53,890 --> 00:40:55,050 You have teeth here, right? 494 00:40:55,730 --> 00:40:56,730 Yes, exactly that. 495 00:40:58,870 --> 00:40:59,870 So. 496 00:41:01,070 --> 00:41:02,830 What kind of thing were we professionals at? now? 497 00:41:03,310 --> 00:41:04,310 Yes, exactly that. 498 00:41:07,130 --> 00:41:12,950 30 to 128 plus integer functions. Yes, exactly that. That one, yes. 499 00:41:15,270 --> 00:41:18,510 It was so dark. I said no several times times, but he wanted to. 500 00:41:20,410 --> 00:41:21,410 But, yes. 501 00:41:21,510 --> 00:41:25,610 He was probably interesting and such, but he was probably as inexperienced as I was. 502 00:41:26,970 --> 00:41:28,470 And so terribly long ago. 503 00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:31,220 I just remember it being dark and cold. 504 00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:34,380 Do you remember how it felt when you where at that age? 505 00:41:36,300 --> 00:41:39,720 Pimples and streaky hair and chest like never wanted to grow. 506 00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:42,320 And the offense too. 507 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:45,180 Yes, honestly, Henry. 508 00:41:46,660 --> 00:41:50,880 I think we are in a really excellent age right now. 509 00:41:51,380 --> 00:41:52,380 Do you think so? 510 00:41:52,620 --> 00:41:53,620 Yes. 511 00:42:10,890 --> 00:42:12,250 That's how you separate yourselves. 512 00:42:12,990 --> 00:42:14,550 Not peeking. 513 00:42:16,090 --> 00:42:19,850 Yes, this is a pretty easy test for those who have studied. 514 00:42:21,330 --> 00:42:24,230 And put away the cheat sheet. 515 00:42:26,030 --> 00:42:27,030 Bert. 516 00:42:28,330 --> 00:42:29,330 Tommy. 517 00:42:30,170 --> 00:42:31,170 Good luck. 518 00:42:32,630 --> 00:42:39,350 How is Carl Philip doing? 519 00:42:39,350 --> 00:42:40,350 then? 520 00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:41,920 Yes, thanks, it's going great. 521 00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:44,740 Same here. Runs great. 522 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,980 And then we lower the volume. 523 00:42:49,260 --> 00:42:52,140 60 minutes from now. 524 00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,780 Can I borrow a pen? Go ahead and begin. 525 00:42:55,140 --> 00:42:56,140 Good luck. 526 00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:01,700 Are you together now or? 527 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:03,960 Yes, you could say that. 528 00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:09,680 But... Don't I have to ask the first one? 529 00:43:11,060 --> 00:43:15,360 No, we don't need to go on like that. We're still together. 530 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,640 Yes, come on. 531 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,360 What together anyway? 532 00:43:27,580 --> 00:43:32,000 You have to ask first, you understand? But how childish you are. 533 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:35,100 Me and Victoria have an adult relationship. 534 00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:38,020 What? Are you studying up? 535 00:43:38,260 --> 00:43:39,260 You. 536 00:43:39,340 --> 00:43:41,160 It is actually much more than that. 537 00:43:43,020 --> 00:43:46,080 You Bert, don't you have a bit of a crooked mouth, I think you? 538 00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:50,900 What are you doing then? 539 00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,060 We talk. 540 00:43:53,740 --> 00:43:56,180 Yes, but so what? 541 00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:58,240 Everything possible. 542 00:43:58,620 --> 00:44:02,320 But listen guys, go sit down now. Now I have told you enough. 543 00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:05,700 Stop tinkering with equipment. Up there. 544 00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:16,560 Hello, hello. Hello, the diary. 545 00:44:17,460 --> 00:44:24,040 Now I have known Victoria for 11 days, 14 hours and 37 minutes. And I already have 546 00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:29,020 kissed her, took off her clothes and slept with her twice. 547 00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:39,080 And it was the most beautiful, strangest, most wonderful thing I've been part of in the whole 548 00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:40,080 my life. 549 00:44:40,910 --> 00:44:44,350 And I lie like a big cowardly idiot I am. 550 00:44:44,830 --> 00:44:51,750 The only thing we have done is study, drink juice and watch TV with dad. 551 00:44:52,650 --> 00:44:56,110 But tomorrow I will ask her about her wants to be together with me. 552 00:44:57,230 --> 00:44:58,990 I hope she answers yes. 553 00:44:59,710 --> 00:45:04,770 Otherwise, there is a risk that this is it last lines written by Bert Ljung. 554 00:45:05,230 --> 00:45:09,190 Namely, I will stop my hands in the meat grinder if she says no. 555 00:45:10,380 --> 00:45:11,400 Thank you and goodbye. 556 00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:13,220 Live or die. 557 00:45:18,100 --> 00:45:21,360 Victoria, do you want to be with me? 558 00:45:26,780 --> 00:45:30,500 So, my lord. Coffee or coffee? 559 00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:32,920 Yes, you. 560 00:45:33,180 --> 00:45:34,840 It was a difficult choice. 561 00:45:35,060 --> 00:45:36,060 You get to decide. 562 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,520 I suggest coffee. 563 00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:46,660 My mom says it's because of you like I'm doing so well at school. 564 00:45:48,300 --> 00:45:49,320 My mother more. 565 00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:56,540 It feels a little strange to have had them all right on four progrades. 566 00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:02,900 I also think it's a little weird. 567 00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:06,340 I haven't been the best at anything since kindergarten. 568 00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:08,680 What was the best thing about today? 569 00:46:10,700 --> 00:46:16,740 Well, I could eat the most sand of all. 570 00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:21,680 But then the dumpling came. 571 00:46:27,860 --> 00:46:32,380 Well... It's worth it. 572 00:46:41,550 --> 00:46:44,090 There is one thing I would like to talk about with you about. 573 00:46:45,470 --> 00:46:46,470 What? 574 00:46:47,650 --> 00:46:50,150 Something I want to talk to you about too? 575 00:46:53,410 --> 00:46:58,290 It's like I... I think I am in love 576 00:46:59,690 --> 00:47:00,950 In love. In love. 577 00:47:01,750 --> 00:47:03,510 In love. It is true. 578 00:47:04,450 --> 00:47:05,450 Perfect. 579 00:47:05,730 --> 00:47:06,730 Me along. 580 00:47:07,550 --> 00:47:08,570 It is true. 581 00:47:08,950 --> 00:47:09,950 Absolutely perfect. 582 00:47:10,230 --> 00:47:11,230 Say who. 583 00:47:12,620 --> 00:47:13,620 You get to see first. 584 00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,240 Okay, you can guess. 585 00:47:18,500 --> 00:47:20,140 He goes to school. 586 00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:22,580 Same here. 587 00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:25,200 She goes to school. 588 00:47:26,900 --> 00:47:30,100 He is blond. 589 00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:34,220 Sweet. Thanks. 590 00:47:37,300 --> 00:47:39,180 She is also blonde. 591 00:47:40,060 --> 00:47:41,540 But a lot. 592 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:43,700 Much sweeter. 593 00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:51,760 Yes, she has such an exciting look. It is the way they make you really nervous 594 00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:54,720 those beautiful brown eyes. 595 00:47:55,680 --> 00:48:00,320 Blue. No, brown. Then almost dark brown. 596 00:48:00,580 --> 00:48:02,600 Yes, almost sexy. 597 00:48:06,460 --> 00:48:09,520 Blue. Yes, your yes. 598 00:48:09,780 --> 00:48:11,300 I was talking about his. 599 00:48:12,270 --> 00:48:13,270 Now we close. 600 00:48:16,290 --> 00:48:17,490 Carl Philip? 601 00:48:18,950 --> 00:48:19,950 Yes. 602 00:48:21,230 --> 00:48:23,170 Come on, say it now. What is her name? 603 00:48:30,030 --> 00:48:31,270 Britta Lundin. 604 00:48:32,030 --> 00:48:33,030 Yes. 605 00:48:34,370 --> 00:48:35,370 Who is that? 606 00:48:37,450 --> 00:48:39,330 Britta Lundin is a... 607 00:48:40,299 --> 00:48:42,460 Little never girl, you don't know her. 608 00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:48,620 She may be very happy that you have received such a kind guy like you. 609 00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:53,560 Serve. 610 00:48:54,420 --> 00:48:55,420 Yes, 611 00:48:59,100 --> 00:49:00,100 you are the one Bert. 612 00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:02,600 Hi, my name is Carl-Philipp. 613 00:49:05,580 --> 00:49:08,080 Victor has been talking about you all week. He thinks it's fun with one 614 00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:09,080 boyfriend 615 00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:10,900 - I really like you. 616 00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:13,520 - Yes. 617 00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:17,700 I'm impressed. I will never dare to have one girlfriend 618 00:49:18,540 --> 00:49:20,920 What are you talking about? 619 00:49:24,340 --> 00:49:26,440 Now the movie starts in five minutes. 620 00:49:31,140 --> 00:49:32,440 -Hello, Bert. - Well. 621 00:49:46,890 --> 00:49:48,610 It's a good fine fellow Filip anyway. 622 00:50:04,030 --> 00:50:06,850 Looks like the rain is coming again. 623 00:50:08,610 --> 00:50:14,270 Now it's raining. 624 00:50:40,220 --> 00:50:46,440 Well, you said that if I needed to talk with someone I could talk to you. 625 00:50:47,660 --> 00:50:50,180 And now I really need to talk to someone. 626 00:50:50,940 --> 00:50:53,920 It feels a little lonely. 627 00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:57,360 It feels like no one is listening. 628 00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:05,340 That's when it's nice to know that you have parents who really care 629 00:51:05,340 --> 00:51:06,340 one. 630 00:51:29,399 --> 00:51:35,240 There were two Norwegians who were out walking on the beach. And then there was a fish meal 631 00:51:35,240 --> 00:51:36,400 that happened in her head. 632 00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:40,200 Just on the second question. Shall I go and pick up some paper? No, there isn't one 633 00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:41,200 danger, said the first. 634 00:51:41,660 --> 00:51:43,700 It has probably already had time to fly at least one kilometer. 635 00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:50,840 You? Yes? 636 00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:02,020 A lollipop. 637 00:52:03,660 --> 00:52:06,780 I play center or forest in IK. 638 00:52:07,620 --> 00:52:09,180 You like hockey right? 639 00:52:09,700 --> 00:52:11,740 Sure, it's great fun. 640 00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:13,160 Good. 641 00:52:14,140 --> 00:52:15,500 Shall we meet tomorrow? 642 00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:18,340 Yes, please. 643 00:53:09,390 --> 00:53:10,390 But I want to. 644 00:54:08,910 --> 00:54:10,030 On Friday. 645 00:54:10,450 --> 00:54:14,630 On Friday we will have an exam on chapter 5 and 6. 646 00:54:15,010 --> 00:54:16,550 Chapters 5 and 6. 647 00:54:16,910 --> 00:54:18,410 And you have to study. 648 00:54:18,630 --> 00:54:19,930 You have to study. 649 00:54:20,250 --> 00:54:23,450 Do you know what massacre is in English? 650 00:54:25,290 --> 00:54:27,710 Massacre. And death home. Beat under overturned. 651 00:54:28,610 --> 00:54:30,010 Listen up everyone. 652 00:54:30,570 --> 00:54:34,250 It is not possible to hold a lesson here 20 teachers and one student. 653 00:54:34,470 --> 00:54:38,270 Can't we try to agree that I'm the one asking the questions and such 654 00:54:38,270 --> 00:54:39,570 are you the ones giving the answers? 655 00:54:41,710 --> 00:54:42,810 Yes, little Erik. 656 00:54:44,590 --> 00:54:45,670 A little muddy. 657 00:54:46,010 --> 00:54:49,470 Shall you now read your own text you write it? 658 00:54:54,510 --> 00:54:55,850 The bloody day. 659 00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:03,140 The blood was all over the place and the brain substance decorated the wall and 660 00:55:03,140 --> 00:55:07,940 the killer shot his wife six times in one week and stabbed the dog with a 661 00:55:07,940 --> 00:55:10,540 fork. You, can we study tonight? 662 00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:18,720 No, I wouldn't think so. Suddenly twelve dobbermans with rabies hopped up 663 00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:19,459 in there. 664 00:55:19,460 --> 00:55:24,180 Yum, yum. Bit the girl in two sounds pieces. Why not that? 665 00:55:26,700 --> 00:55:29,500 But should I brush my teeth tonight? 666 00:55:33,140 --> 00:55:34,340 Brush your teeth? 667 00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:38,800 Yes, or buy a horse if that sounds like it better. 668 00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:44,780 What is the matter with you, really? 669 00:55:45,240 --> 00:55:46,340 No, what? 670 00:55:46,860 --> 00:55:47,860 Splinters. 671 00:55:48,980 --> 00:55:50,240 It's nothing. 672 00:55:50,460 --> 00:55:53,760 But you then? Do you have time to study? 673 00:55:54,540 --> 00:55:56,960 Shouldn't you go out and ride a motorbike? maybe? 674 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,320 No, there is no problem with that. 675 00:56:00,740 --> 00:56:01,740 Should I live? 676 00:56:01,860 --> 00:56:03,040 Should I die? 677 00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:04,720 I want to die. 678 00:56:05,420 --> 00:56:08,100 You, how is Victoria then? 679 00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:10,460 Suicide must be the solution. 680 00:56:11,340 --> 00:56:13,780 Yes, thank you. It's going very well. 681 00:56:14,100 --> 00:56:15,320 Violence was the king. 682 00:56:16,540 --> 00:56:17,940 Snap, snap, snuth. 683 00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:20,860 The fairy tale is finished. 684 00:56:30,540 --> 00:56:33,760 No, never mind those answers first. It has probably already had time to fly at least one 685 00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:34,760 kilometers. 686 00:56:37,940 --> 00:56:40,980 Come on now! Work long! So, now, which power play! 687 00:56:41,900 --> 00:56:43,380 Absolutely incredible! 688 00:56:44,140 --> 00:56:47,080 Oops, you're taking a long time. 689 00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:49,660 Yes, then I only get a little interval training on. 690 00:56:50,460 --> 00:56:51,460 Come on! 691 00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:54,040 Yes, that's good! 692 00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:58,420 No, no. It has already flown at least one kilometer. 693 00:56:59,530 --> 00:57:00,530 What fun. 694 00:57:00,970 --> 00:57:02,950 Should she have a humorist or? 695 00:57:04,090 --> 00:57:07,270 I'm pretty funny, just putting it page to. 696 00:57:08,570 --> 00:57:15,050 There was a bellman, a German and a Bert who would bet who had it 697 00:57:15,050 --> 00:57:16,050 worst. 698 00:57:16,550 --> 00:57:19,530 Whereupon the German said, Bert has the worst of it. 699 00:57:19,950 --> 00:57:21,230 So Bert won. 700 00:57:23,450 --> 00:57:25,010 I don't understand anything. 701 00:57:25,550 --> 00:57:27,230 Is life supposed to be like this? 702 00:57:28,130 --> 00:57:30,030 Is God sitting and laughing now? 703 00:57:30,690 --> 00:57:32,610 Is he mad at me about something? 704 00:57:33,870 --> 00:57:35,730 I'm going to talk to grandma. 705 00:57:36,430 --> 00:57:38,070 She is a servant of God. 706 00:57:38,590 --> 00:57:40,150 They are death plumbers. 707 00:57:57,580 --> 00:57:58,580 Yes, it's calm. I came. 708 00:58:00,100 --> 00:58:01,100 Hi Bert. 709 00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:03,700 Is grandma home? 710 00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:06,920 Grandmother? No, no, she's out. I know not when she comes. 711 00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:08,620 Now I'm going to go in and choose. 712 00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:22,200 Welcome. You have with you... I have with you me this little figurine that I have here. 713 00:58:22,500 --> 00:58:24,000 What is so much fun? 714 00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:26,500 The program of course. 715 00:58:28,380 --> 00:58:31,120 Well, then of course you're wondering. Could it be worth anything? 716 00:58:31,340 --> 00:58:34,140 That's exactly what you're wondering. Yes, it will exciting. 717 00:58:38,100 --> 00:58:43,500 There are two things that make a man really happy. One is Irish 718 00:58:43,500 --> 00:58:44,500 whisky. 719 00:58:46,460 --> 00:58:49,800 And the other is? 720 00:58:50,180 --> 00:58:52,260 The second is seed timber. 721 00:58:54,510 --> 00:58:56,690 Yes, I'll probably have to try the whiskey then. 722 00:58:59,570 --> 00:59:03,830 You, all the woman hours in the world are waiting for you guy like you. 723 00:59:04,510 --> 00:59:05,510 Believe me. 724 00:59:08,270 --> 00:59:14,930 But I'm only interested in one 725 00:59:14,930 --> 00:59:17,130 only female hours. 726 00:59:18,870 --> 00:59:20,490 Her name is Victoria. 727 00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:28,520 So she has a boyfriend too. 728 00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:33,680 And they fit together. 729 00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:40,560 That's not how you do it. 730 00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:43,320 This is how you do it. But nobody cares does it matter if you keep? 731 00:59:43,860 --> 00:59:45,980 You have to hold the left one higher up. 732 00:59:47,020 --> 00:59:49,520 Right hand further down. But it plays does it matter if you have to pay? It is 733 00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:52,780 important how to hold the club to you must meet. 734 01:00:02,370 --> 01:00:04,270 Guess who will drive up on Thursday. 735 01:00:04,890 --> 01:00:06,170 Should you get a driver's license? 736 01:00:06,790 --> 01:00:09,110 She demanded it at work so I had no choice. 737 01:00:15,370 --> 01:00:19,090 You, what will Carl-Philip and you do tonight then? 738 01:00:19,490 --> 01:00:20,550 We're going to the cinema. 739 01:00:21,690 --> 01:00:23,210 Well, cool. 740 01:00:24,270 --> 01:00:25,970 What else do you usually do for fun? 741 01:00:26,950 --> 01:00:28,610 We mostly go to hockey and stuff like that. 742 01:00:29,910 --> 01:00:31,630 Carl-Philip has a season ticket. 743 01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:33,900 Hockey, wasn't that boring? 744 01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:37,040 What boring? You can change your mind, right? 745 01:00:38,980 --> 01:00:40,500 So, what's wrong with you? 746 01:00:43,100 --> 01:00:45,700 I'm a little worried, you. 747 01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:51,420 Victoria, Carl Philip is a bit older, i mean... 748 01:00:51,420 --> 01:00:57,200 You, you think about protecting yourself, right? 749 01:00:58,540 --> 01:00:59,720 But is it serious? 750 01:00:59,940 --> 01:01:01,300 To protect? 751 01:01:02,060 --> 01:01:04,280 But seriously, do you think I will be with children? 752 01:01:05,580 --> 01:01:08,280 Mom, will you have children with my first guy you were with maybe? 753 01:01:08,580 --> 01:01:09,580 Yes, we will. 754 01:01:27,580 --> 01:01:28,580 Pettersson? 755 01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:31,180 Carl Philip? 756 01:01:33,610 --> 01:01:36,950 But you said we were going... Wow! Have you forgotten what happened tonight? 757 01:01:37,650 --> 01:01:38,650 What tonight? 758 01:01:38,930 --> 01:01:41,150 Mom and Dad are away and can come over to me. 759 01:01:42,490 --> 01:01:45,010 Did you think we would... Yes! 760 01:01:46,010 --> 01:01:47,430 Everyone does it. Everyone should. 761 01:01:47,670 --> 01:01:48,670 But come Philip. 762 01:01:49,190 --> 01:01:50,830 You mean it's time? 763 01:01:51,250 --> 01:01:52,410 Tonight it happens. 764 01:01:53,050 --> 01:01:55,730 I never thought you'd ask the old man. 765 01:01:56,870 --> 01:01:57,870 Half past eight then? 766 01:01:57,990 --> 01:01:59,150 We start at seven. 767 01:01:59,650 --> 01:02:00,650 Hurry, hurry. 768 01:02:07,020 --> 01:02:09,500 Check this wart, it looks like one gooseberry. 769 01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:14,320 Gooseberry? 770 01:02:15,020 --> 01:02:16,400 I think of my grandmother. 771 01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:20,180 She makes delicious gooseberry cream. 772 01:02:20,900 --> 01:02:22,180 But tighten up now, then. 773 01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:24,300 Now let's check this. 774 01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:25,880 Yes, exactly that. 775 01:02:27,420 --> 01:02:28,420 Check it out here, then. 776 01:02:29,900 --> 01:02:30,900 Oh. 777 01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:34,280 Now you will need a really hard package. 778 01:02:35,850 --> 01:02:39,410 A real... A real magnum. 779 01:02:40,450 --> 01:02:41,450 Quiet. 780 01:02:45,750 --> 01:02:46,790 This. 781 01:02:47,930 --> 01:02:49,390 I'm just saying that. 782 01:02:50,350 --> 01:02:52,350 Ouch, ouch, ouch. 783 01:02:52,990 --> 01:02:54,610 Ouch, ouch, ouch. 784 01:02:54,990 --> 01:02:56,350 Ouch, ouch, ouch. 785 01:02:59,970 --> 01:03:01,710 The seven steps. 786 01:03:02,710 --> 01:03:04,670 I have to send this. 787 01:03:05,770 --> 01:03:07,190 With Benny healthy. 788 01:03:08,350 --> 01:03:10,530 I only say wow, wow, wow. 789 01:03:11,690 --> 01:03:16,170 Weapon-fixed weather seeks sharpshooter. Reply to Combatwoman. 790 01:03:16,550 --> 01:03:18,070 So very boring. 791 01:03:19,690 --> 01:03:20,690 Boring. 792 01:03:22,790 --> 01:03:24,490 I will send this for. 793 01:04:28,040 --> 01:04:30,890 Hello! Andersson and Pettersson will come then in the middle zone. 794 01:04:31,110 --> 01:04:34,270 And then the Swedes fall over again outstretched clubs. No expulsion that 795 01:04:34,270 --> 01:04:38,210 this time. Judge Kling from Germany has been it. Yes, a straight cat. 796 01:04:38,790 --> 01:04:41,690 Johan Kling, Germany. Yes, now we get in at least with us something more than that 797 01:04:41,690 --> 01:04:45,450 Frust presumption we had so far. That there will be an expulsion at Smidnok. Two 798 01:04:45,450 --> 01:04:49,170 minutes. It will be three minutes too Petting even. Thanks for that. 799 01:04:49,470 --> 01:04:52,870 Sweden numerically superior but still down by two goals against 800 01:04:52,870 --> 01:04:53,870 nil in the match. 801 01:04:54,110 --> 01:04:56,610 Andersson, Pettersson, Lundström and me is on the ice. 802 01:04:56,960 --> 01:05:00,380 That puts the puck to Lillvanten in left back position and he lifts straight up 803 01:05:00,380 --> 01:05:03,900 just. Bumps down behind Lvov in the box and there the Swedes pick up. 804 01:05:04,220 --> 01:05:07,380 Andersson to Pettersson to Lundström to Andersson to Pettersson behind 805 01:05:07,380 --> 01:05:10,380 the cage. Sweden numerically superior. The puck bounces back to the left back position 806 01:05:10,380 --> 01:05:13,400 on Lillvanten. Lillvanten reaches Storvanten and Storvanten shoots! He does it! 807 01:05:13,860 --> 01:05:16,300 Dolby! Move now, we can't see anything. 808 01:05:17,340 --> 01:05:21,680 Cheers. These are my friends. 809 01:05:24,160 --> 01:05:25,420 Victoria. No! 810 01:05:26,120 --> 01:05:27,120 Damn! 811 01:05:30,520 --> 01:05:33,520 Chips or box? And hockey. 812 01:05:34,500 --> 01:05:35,500 No! 813 01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:37,700 Me 814 01:05:37,700 --> 01:05:48,320 think 815 01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:53,540 that I got it wrong. 816 01:05:53,780 --> 01:05:54,780 Excuse. 817 01:05:55,980 --> 01:05:57,000 - He drove grain there. 818 01:05:59,060 --> 01:06:00,940 -By the way, Pollen wins 3-2. 819 01:06:05,780 --> 01:06:11,280 Gunnar, as Victoria's father is called, was well not the world's most reliable man. 820 01:06:12,220 --> 01:06:16,840 He said he was a fighter pilot and stuff he invited me to be a printer. 821 01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:20,000 I was in his hotel room. 822 01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:26,160 But it turned out he had a wife, three children and curtain store in Sundsvall. 823 01:06:27,780 --> 01:06:30,540 But Victoria and I have managed well. 824 01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:35,260 But Rebecca then? 825 01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:37,020 What did I do wrong then? 826 01:06:37,640 --> 01:06:38,640 All. 827 01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:41,060 She didn't even like you. 828 01:06:41,900 --> 01:06:43,980 No, but then who? 829 01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:46,660 It's girls you know. 830 01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:49,580 You can't fathom how she thinks. 831 01:06:53,230 --> 01:06:55,250 Too bad it's not you in girl, Åke. 832 01:06:55,650 --> 01:06:57,570 Then we could be together. 833 01:06:59,730 --> 01:07:03,250 I probably don't fit in breasts. 834 01:07:05,830 --> 01:07:07,610 No, I know. 835 01:07:09,030 --> 01:07:11,630 But you would have to come up with something. 836 01:07:12,710 --> 01:07:13,710 What? 837 01:07:14,250 --> 01:07:20,310 Yes, anything. Find something so man don't have to think about all the girls again. 838 01:07:23,310 --> 01:07:24,370 It probably won't work. 839 01:07:25,850 --> 01:07:27,250 They are there anyway. 840 01:07:28,230 --> 01:07:29,670 Everywhere. Etc. 841 01:07:32,230 --> 01:07:33,830 Why don't you understand anything? 842 01:07:34,430 --> 01:07:36,770 It's probably not meant to be grasp 843 01:07:37,570 --> 01:07:42,770 That's what life is all about, after all. To try to understand them. You understand 844 01:07:42,770 --> 01:07:43,850 not what i say. 845 01:07:44,710 --> 01:07:45,710 Yes. 846 01:07:47,790 --> 01:07:49,070 I must go home. 847 01:07:51,590 --> 01:07:52,590 But... 848 01:07:52,880 --> 01:07:54,120 I'll see you tomorrow, right? 849 01:07:54,380 --> 01:07:55,460 I don't have a choice do I? 850 01:10:24,260 --> 01:10:26,580 what are you doing 851 01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:32,260 You said I should start studying with Bertil. 852 01:10:44,980 --> 01:10:47,560 Don't come in. 853 01:10:48,340 --> 01:10:53,680 It's Henry. 854 01:10:53,900 --> 01:10:55,280 Am I disturbing you? Yes. 855 01:10:57,340 --> 01:10:58,980 How is it? 856 01:10:59,380 --> 01:11:02,140 As usual. Badly. 857 01:11:04,520 --> 01:11:08,980 I have 858 01:11:08,980 --> 01:11:15,250 told? That I used to jog moose when I was younger. 859 01:11:17,650 --> 01:11:21,370 Yes, but I'm not that desperate. 860 01:11:21,750 --> 01:11:26,210 You know, there was a particular moose that I was waiting for. 861 01:11:26,630 --> 01:11:28,910 Year after year after year. 862 01:11:29,490 --> 01:11:35,230 They squatted under a fir tree and scouted and scouted. And then suddenly, 863 01:11:35,290 --> 01:11:39,410 there! There she stands! 50-60 meters away. Where! 864 01:11:41,640 --> 01:11:44,040 Slowly I put the rifle against my shoulder. 865 01:11:44,420 --> 01:11:47,200 Take it easy and be patient. 866 01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:52,260 Takes plenty of time for me. You don't want to it will go crazy in a situation like this, 867 01:11:52,320 --> 01:11:53,259 huh? 868 01:11:53,260 --> 01:11:54,900 No, it's clear. 869 01:11:55,100 --> 01:12:00,880 Yes, that's clear. So I press on the trigger slowly, slowly not to 870 01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:03,160 blur the view. You must not do that. 871 01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:05,300 Slowly, slowly. 872 01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:07,420 Bang! And miss. 873 01:12:08,360 --> 01:12:10,120 Huh? I missed. 874 01:12:10,700 --> 01:12:16,120 The elk was gone and there I sat more miserable and lonelier than ever. 875 01:12:17,820 --> 01:12:21,980 Yes. But I didn't give up. 876 01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:29,620 The next year I sat there again and waited. And next year again. You, it is 877 01:12:29,620 --> 01:12:35,260 nice to talk to you, but honestly spoken, I actually don't understand anything 878 01:12:35,260 --> 01:12:36,260 of what you say. 879 01:12:37,660 --> 01:12:39,400 Life is terribly short. 880 01:12:40,160 --> 01:12:44,660 Imagine if you sit here one day, same old like me, and so you say to yourself 881 01:12:44,660 --> 01:12:48,060 myself Why didn't I try once to? 882 01:12:49,680 --> 01:12:54,200 I think you know what I mean. 883 01:12:56,640 --> 01:13:01,800 It won't be clean with beauty products, will it? It will be clean with beauty products, right? That 884 01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:04,200 Will it be clean with beauty products? 885 01:13:08,720 --> 01:13:09,800 Helmut Kahl. 886 01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:12,120 Yes, hello Åke. 887 01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:16,580 Huh? Have you already arrived? 888 01:13:17,860 --> 01:13:20,060 Yes, I'm coming. 889 01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:21,320 Pink. 890 01:13:24,100 --> 01:13:30,540 You, what is most important in a guy? What he says, what he earns, 891 01:13:30,560 --> 01:13:32,480 what he smells like. 892 01:13:32,860 --> 01:13:34,340 What does he smell? 893 01:13:39,380 --> 01:13:40,940 Here comes your question. 894 01:13:41,980 --> 01:13:43,680 Or the one you know mine anyway. 895 01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:52,100 When you're going to have sex with the prince of your dreams, is then most important to 896 01:13:52,100 --> 01:13:58,060 he should be romantic, sexy or ta out the snus first? 897 01:13:59,260 --> 01:14:01,960 No, you don't have to be so picky Bert usually says. 898 01:14:07,380 --> 01:14:10,000 Do you know if he is with someone? now? 899 01:14:10,660 --> 01:14:11,660 Bert? 900 01:14:12,540 --> 01:14:13,720 Hardly. Who would it be? 901 01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:15,280 Go maybe. 902 01:14:15,920 --> 01:14:18,440 But honestly, he has a girlfriend or so. 903 01:14:21,480 --> 01:14:22,480 How so? 904 01:14:25,060 --> 01:14:31,240 I wonder therefore what he had spoken of to me that he used to have a slightly older one 905 01:14:31,240 --> 01:14:32,280 girl named Britta Lundin. 906 01:14:32,660 --> 01:14:35,400 Then I still wonder a little about it be like that. 907 01:14:36,389 --> 01:14:37,389 Yes. 908 01:14:37,890 --> 01:14:43,270 There were several in the class who thought that you were together 909 01:14:46,270 --> 01:14:48,370 Me and Bert, right? 910 01:14:50,050 --> 01:14:51,310 Why could you believe that? 911 01:14:52,430 --> 01:14:56,330 You put the broadband in the lessons and held on. 912 01:14:56,690 --> 01:14:57,690 What have I been up to? 913 01:15:02,050 --> 01:15:05,510 I understand that. 914 01:15:06,700 --> 01:15:09,080 But I mean, who would want to be together with Bert? 915 01:15:11,300 --> 01:15:12,880 Yes, totally dope. 916 01:15:14,020 --> 01:15:15,020 Certainly. 917 01:15:19,260 --> 01:15:20,900 Listen, get on with that test now. 918 01:15:21,140 --> 01:15:23,100 I want to know who will be mine dream print. 919 01:15:23,560 --> 01:15:24,560 Okay. 920 01:15:48,630 --> 01:15:49,630 There I am. 921 01:15:50,570 --> 01:15:52,070 No, well hello. 922 01:15:53,170 --> 01:15:54,350 Do you have any woman? 923 01:15:55,130 --> 01:15:56,130 No. 924 01:15:56,830 --> 01:15:57,830 Do you think so? 925 01:15:58,470 --> 01:15:59,830 Do you want a woman? 926 01:16:00,410 --> 01:16:02,230 Yes, do you think so? 927 01:16:02,990 --> 01:16:06,870 I assume that's why you posted out 395 bucks on this video. 928 01:16:12,490 --> 01:16:16,010 Come with me into the art of seduction wonderful world. 929 01:16:21,710 --> 01:16:26,530 You will arrive in the next half hour get to learn a completely waterproof 930 01:16:26,530 --> 01:16:31,710 seven step system in the art of seduction a woman. He is so awesome. 931 01:16:32,310 --> 01:16:34,790 He only does it five times a day. 932 01:16:35,090 --> 01:16:38,530 At our institution and in our laboratories we have arrived at it 933 01:16:38,530 --> 01:16:41,650 perhaps the safest way to a woman's heart you can choose. 934 01:16:41,870 --> 01:16:42,870 One ten. 935 01:16:43,370 --> 01:16:45,110 We know our stuff. 936 01:16:45,570 --> 01:16:47,070 Soon we will also be able to do this. 937 01:16:48,680 --> 01:16:51,820 Are you a lost character sitting at home and depress together with 938 01:16:51,820 --> 01:16:52,820 the boyfriends? 939 01:16:54,080 --> 01:16:57,020 No, not me. 940 01:16:57,920 --> 01:16:58,920 Do you think so? 941 01:17:01,400 --> 01:17:02,540 Now listen carefully. 942 01:17:03,020 --> 01:17:04,020 Hang on. 943 01:17:04,220 --> 01:17:06,020 Now we go! 944 01:17:25,070 --> 01:17:26,270 You and I are going to the cinema. 945 01:17:28,110 --> 01:17:29,110 Yes. 946 01:17:30,130 --> 01:17:31,910 Have we decided that, haven't we? 947 01:17:34,810 --> 01:17:37,510 I have decided that. 948 01:17:39,770 --> 01:17:40,770 Yes, okay. 949 01:17:41,530 --> 01:17:42,830 Unfortunately you haven't shopped for me then. 950 01:17:44,190 --> 01:17:45,330 What kind of movie is it? 951 01:17:57,219 --> 01:17:58,860 Blown up and shot men. 952 01:17:59,560 --> 01:18:00,560 Huh? 953 01:18:01,020 --> 01:18:05,580 Okay. But they say it should be pretty bad. 954 01:18:09,620 --> 01:18:13,440 I say it's the world's maybe best movie. 955 01:18:49,520 --> 01:18:50,520 Come in! 956 01:18:54,540 --> 01:18:56,720 Johansson! Where the hell have you been? 957 01:18:56,940 --> 01:18:59,320 I was in the tie factory. The Poison Factory. 958 01:19:25,200 --> 01:19:26,500 It's so damn cool! 959 01:19:27,120 --> 01:19:30,840 You, that's not cool. Huh? 960 01:19:32,120 --> 01:19:33,820 We are beautiful! 961 01:19:35,820 --> 01:19:42,420 Take the woman to a place you never shown to someone else. One in particular 962 01:19:42,420 --> 01:19:43,420 selected location. 963 01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:47,240 You, where are we going? 964 01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:51,680 Well, you... This park. 965 01:19:53,390 --> 01:19:55,190 I've never shown that to anyone before. 966 01:19:56,010 --> 01:20:01,270 I was going to save it for someone else special. 967 01:20:02,790 --> 01:20:03,790 Someone like you. 968 01:20:05,310 --> 01:20:07,670 But you and I weren't here for that at all long time ago. 969 01:20:08,430 --> 01:20:11,570 You remember when we were under that the tree when it rained. 970 01:20:13,810 --> 01:20:16,550 A bit romantic. 971 01:20:27,210 --> 01:20:30,830 The woman longs for exciting and different character traits. 972 01:20:31,150 --> 01:20:32,750 Try a festive hat. 973 01:20:36,890 --> 01:20:37,890 Nice huh? 974 01:20:38,010 --> 01:20:39,010 Yes. 975 01:20:39,510 --> 01:20:41,030 It's different. 976 01:20:41,370 --> 01:20:43,090 Yeah, thought. 977 01:20:43,310 --> 01:20:45,330 It's exactly what you like. 978 01:20:45,610 --> 01:20:46,950 Differently. Or? 979 01:20:48,170 --> 01:20:49,650 You. Wad! 980 01:20:50,590 --> 01:20:52,510 Now the sun is on. 981 01:20:54,050 --> 01:20:56,290 How beautiful. 982 01:20:57,570 --> 01:20:58,630 It's half past three. 983 01:20:59,370 --> 01:21:01,590 And the sun won't set on that one for a long time. 984 01:21:02,850 --> 01:21:03,850 Good. 985 01:21:04,730 --> 01:21:06,910 Then I suggest we wait. 986 01:21:07,730 --> 01:21:08,850 Just you and me. 987 01:21:09,810 --> 01:21:10,810 Okay. 988 01:21:11,610 --> 01:21:12,610 You. 989 01:21:13,010 --> 01:21:14,910 Yep. I thought we should talk to you about one thing. 990 01:21:15,610 --> 01:21:16,650 Certainly. Quite important. 991 01:21:17,130 --> 01:21:18,130 are you talking 992 01:21:19,070 --> 01:21:24,110 Okay. It is so that my mother, she is a little worried about my study results. 993 01:21:24,370 --> 01:21:25,370 Yes, yes. 994 01:21:26,300 --> 01:21:29,980 I thought maybe we could start study again. 995 01:21:30,320 --> 01:21:31,680 Yes, I remember. 996 01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:33,000 I see. 997 01:21:33,400 --> 01:21:34,400 Plug? 998 01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:35,800 Yes. 999 01:21:36,480 --> 01:21:39,860 Yes, or we can do something else too. If you want. 1000 01:21:41,340 --> 01:21:42,640 What else too? 1001 01:21:43,980 --> 01:21:44,980 Yes, you know. 1002 01:21:45,300 --> 01:21:46,300 Everything possible. 1003 01:21:54,600 --> 01:21:57,040 You know I like to do things with you. 1004 01:21:58,120 --> 01:22:01,140 If you start to hesitate, you can lose everything. 1005 01:22:01,500 --> 01:22:06,000 Never let the woman take control. What is it for something? Then you are really bad 1006 01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:07,980 out. No, nothing. 1007 01:22:08,360 --> 01:22:09,640 I'm in a bad mood. 1008 01:22:09,980 --> 01:22:10,980 Then you are sick. 1009 01:22:11,200 --> 01:22:14,340 No, I've regretted it. I have to go home. 1010 01:22:14,880 --> 01:22:21,020 Now? Yes, I actually put a lot the brötchen in the oven. 1011 01:22:21,380 --> 01:22:23,880 The bread? Yes, but someone has to pay them. 1012 01:22:24,490 --> 01:22:26,170 But can't my mother do it then? 1013 01:22:26,450 --> 01:22:27,450 No, yes. 1014 01:22:27,870 --> 01:22:31,130 Otherwise, they will burn to the baking sheet, do you understand 1015 01:22:31,970 --> 01:22:36,230 Damn. But then the sunset? 1016 01:22:43,430 --> 01:22:44,430 Huh? 1017 01:22:44,730 --> 01:22:45,730 The? 1018 01:23:05,680 --> 01:23:07,760 Hello, hello. Hello, the diary. 1019 01:23:08,080 --> 01:23:12,560 After my meeting with Victoria today has I came to five important things. 1020 01:23:13,780 --> 01:23:17,920 1. I'm going to tear apart Åkes' idiotic video film. 1021 01:23:18,200 --> 01:23:23,580 2. Benny Frisk doesn't know a thing about girls. At least not about such as 1022 01:23:23,580 --> 01:23:24,580 i like 1023 01:23:24,720 --> 01:23:30,420 3. If Victoria thinks I am I am the world's biggest idiot 1024 01:23:30,420 --> 01:23:32,080 first to agree with her. 1025 01:23:32,340 --> 01:23:35,260 4. I don't fit in a cap. 1026 01:23:36,160 --> 01:23:42,880 Five. From now on I will just be myself in my undisguised nakedness. 1027 01:23:44,940 --> 01:23:45,940 You. 1028 01:23:46,700 --> 01:23:47,700 Victoria. 1029 01:23:48,120 --> 01:23:49,320 Hello. Psst 1030 01:23:49,980 --> 01:23:50,980 Victoria. 1031 01:23:57,260 --> 01:24:02,400 I just wanted to say that... I am one idiot 1032 01:24:08,940 --> 01:24:11,460 And then this is what you said yesterday. 1033 01:24:12,660 --> 01:24:14,380 About studying. 1034 01:24:17,520 --> 01:24:20,300 No, it was just a suggestion. That i forgot 1035 01:24:21,600 --> 01:24:22,600 No. 1036 01:24:23,180 --> 01:24:24,700 I thought it was a good idea. 1037 01:24:25,900 --> 01:24:27,140 I want to study. 1038 01:24:32,940 --> 01:24:34,640 Yes, we can do other things too. 1039 01:24:36,680 --> 01:24:39,240 I think it's fun to make things together with you. 1040 01:24:44,240 --> 01:24:49,060 I thought, as friends then, right? 1041 01:24:52,980 --> 01:24:54,700 Yes, of course as friends. 1042 01:25:02,120 --> 01:25:04,180 You can take him with you, Carl Philip. 1043 01:25:05,589 --> 01:25:08,710 She's done with it. We didn't fit that well good together. 1044 01:25:09,550 --> 01:25:12,810 But you can bring that Britta Lundin. 1045 01:25:13,870 --> 01:25:14,890 Britta Lundin? 1046 01:25:15,830 --> 01:25:18,070 Yes, the older girl you are talking about. 1047 01:25:20,390 --> 01:25:27,170 Yes, exactly that. No, that ended too. It was messy. 1048 01:25:30,730 --> 01:25:33,170 So you also have no one to be with along with now? 1049 01:25:37,589 --> 01:25:39,170 No. Exactly that. 1050 01:25:41,570 --> 01:25:43,090 It is difficult. 1051 01:25:44,110 --> 01:25:46,790 But it's nice to be free. 1052 01:25:47,870 --> 01:25:48,870 Or? 1053 01:25:50,910 --> 01:25:57,770 It is much easier by just ours friends who 1054 01:25:57,770 --> 01:25:58,770 you and me 1055 01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:18,600 174 days until Christmas and the clock is ticking. 1056 01:26:19,320 --> 01:26:23,120 I think it is unsupportive of you to spoil for the whole Christmas group. 1057 01:26:25,800 --> 01:26:26,800 Look! 1058 01:26:36,240 --> 01:26:39,020 Midnight is quiet, it's in the houses. 1059 01:26:55,430 --> 01:26:57,150 I have 1060 01:26:57,150 --> 01:27:03,050 received one 1061 01:27:03,050 --> 01:27:08,710 girlfriend I mean... Why should you be with girls? 1062 01:27:09,520 --> 01:27:12,520 That is way overrated with conditions. 1063 01:27:13,460 --> 01:27:15,840 Right now, life feels really good. 1064 01:27:17,180 --> 01:27:19,260 Why should you only have one girl? 1065 01:27:19,920 --> 01:27:21,860 All women are so crazy. 1066 01:27:59,709 --> 01:28:05,630 In a second you see everything from a new perspective perspective. People have stopped feeling sorry for 1067 01:28:05,630 --> 01:28:06,630 himself. 1068 01:28:07,190 --> 01:28:09,890 Life really is a strange merry-go-round. 1069 01:28:10,800 --> 01:28:12,720 At first it spins slowly. 1070 01:28:13,420 --> 01:28:14,640 Nothing happens. 1071 01:28:15,120 --> 01:28:18,180 Then it spins so fast that you can't catch up. 1072 01:28:18,520 --> 01:28:20,300 You don't understand anything. 1073 01:28:21,280 --> 01:28:23,840 Suddenly some just don't exist people. 1074 01:28:24,840 --> 01:28:26,200 Just gone. 1075 01:28:27,180 --> 01:28:28,680 The carousel stops. 1076 01:28:41,040 --> 01:28:42,340 Now she is finally sleeping. 1077 01:28:43,520 --> 01:28:44,520 The poor thing. 1078 01:28:45,820 --> 01:28:47,580 I might stay here one night. 1079 01:28:48,060 --> 01:28:49,600 Yes, that would be a good idea. 1080 01:28:50,100 --> 01:28:51,460 What do you think, old man? 1081 01:28:52,660 --> 01:28:53,660 Aryan. 1082 01:28:54,980 --> 01:28:56,320 How is it really? 1083 01:28:58,360 --> 01:28:59,360 You may go. 1084 01:29:00,560 --> 01:29:02,360 Triss. My name is not Triss. 1085 01:29:02,620 --> 01:29:03,620 What is your name? 1086 01:29:03,640 --> 01:29:05,160 My name is Royal Ströjd Flash. 1087 01:29:07,620 --> 01:29:09,520 Yes, it has been a hard day today. 1088 01:29:10,190 --> 01:29:11,550 That's cheating. 1089 01:29:11,850 --> 01:29:12,850 Did you see it? 1090 01:29:17,890 --> 01:29:21,530 Then it starts rolling again. 1091 01:29:22,690 --> 01:29:25,050 Slow, slow, slow. 1092 01:29:25,530 --> 01:29:27,230 But then someone is missing. 1093 01:29:27,790 --> 01:29:29,610 One that didn't get a seat. 1094 01:29:30,610 --> 01:29:33,130 Life is a very strange carousel. 1095 01:29:34,170 --> 01:29:36,470 Henry is gone as of now. 1096 01:29:36,990 --> 01:29:38,670 He never exists again. 1097 01:29:39,700 --> 01:29:41,120 The heart said hello and thank you. 1098 01:29:42,340 --> 01:29:43,840 Grandma who was so happy. 1099 01:29:44,420 --> 01:29:46,600 Now everyone is just sad. 1100 01:29:52,820 --> 01:29:54,280 Mom, will you open then? 1101 01:29:55,060 --> 01:29:57,740 I have all my clothes in there. 1102 01:29:58,100 --> 01:30:00,040 Wait a minute, I'm not done yet. 1103 01:30:13,099 --> 01:30:14,760 Why is it always like this? 1104 01:30:25,820 --> 01:30:28,280 Why can't I find a guy who fit me? 1105 01:30:28,820 --> 01:30:33,020 But honey, you don't have to worry you? 1106 01:30:34,480 --> 01:30:37,980 You, you feel like the loneliest person in the world human being. 1107 01:30:38,620 --> 01:30:42,360 You will see that soon he will be in the middle in front. 1108 01:31:04,410 --> 01:31:05,870 Thursday at 19, it will be good. 1109 01:31:08,090 --> 01:31:10,050 The rest is with Bert, it was very boring. 1110 01:31:11,050 --> 01:31:12,970 Yes, it was sad news. 1111 01:31:14,089 --> 01:31:15,390 Death comes unexpectedly. 1112 01:31:18,470 --> 01:31:18,990 Has 1113 01:31:18,990 --> 01:31:26,450 you 1114 01:31:26,450 --> 01:31:27,450 seen Bert? 1115 01:31:29,310 --> 01:31:30,910 Come on, what's Bert? 1116 01:31:31,330 --> 01:31:32,730 He's going to a funeral. 1117 01:31:34,550 --> 01:31:35,590 Who is it that is dead? 1118 01:31:36,030 --> 01:31:38,390 It's his grandmother's boyfriend, Henry. 1119 01:31:44,450 --> 01:31:45,570 Do you know when he will return? 1120 01:31:46,270 --> 01:31:47,270 Never. 1121 01:31:47,470 --> 01:31:48,530 If you are dead, you are. 1122 01:32:14,570 --> 01:32:17,370 - She really wants to sleep at Henry's sister. 1123 01:32:17,870 --> 01:32:21,230 -Don't worry now, Svea. I already have spoke to him. -Hurry now, old man! 1124 01:32:21,530 --> 01:32:23,550 - Near Jan, let me in! 1125 01:32:23,930 --> 01:32:24,930 Help the door! 1126 01:32:25,370 --> 01:32:27,270 Insurance! It's time! Open the door! 1127 01:32:27,790 --> 01:32:31,910 - Too many times I will have to talk about for you that light washes itself and 1128 01:32:31,910 --> 01:32:36,170 dark water is washed separately. - You sit by the dish in there all day. With 1129 01:32:36,170 --> 01:32:39,350 the plaster, huh? - I've probably seen him in one lukewarm. - Stay away! 1130 01:32:40,450 --> 01:32:42,410 - When did they go? -Two, three minutes ago. 1131 01:32:43,019 --> 01:32:45,000 Listen, it's beautiful and the vision is coming to be so called. 1132 01:33:28,099 --> 01:33:32,960 I would just say that we have study day in excess. 1133 01:36:37,200 --> 01:36:43,800 The song heard in the night The friend who never 1134 01:36:43,800 --> 01:36:50,640 came Takes over rest water The 1135 01:36:50,640 --> 01:36:53,040 where probably never came 1136 01:36:53,040 --> 01:36:59,520 Summer's last flower 1137 01:36:59,520 --> 01:37:03,780 Whistles down and stays 1138 01:37:05,770 --> 01:37:12,270 The words fight only heavy, expensive in the dark forest. 1139 01:37:15,550 --> 01:37:22,170 Come, take my hand, let's wander in 1140 01:37:22,170 --> 01:37:28,990 at sunset. Smile a little, song 1141 01:37:28,990 --> 01:37:33,650 let us sing this fatra song. 1142 01:37:34,860 --> 01:37:40,300 Small frame, give me answers to your questions. 1143 01:38:08,140 --> 01:38:14,220 The sweet pain of love You probably can't 1144 01:38:14,220 --> 01:38:20,120 understand It sings in my heart 1145 01:38:20,120 --> 01:38:23,880 Must I go alone? 1146 01:38:23,880 --> 01:38:30,580 May we never wander 1147 01:38:30,580 --> 01:38:34,640 Sufferers without end 1148 01:38:39,599 --> 01:38:42,120 Bert, you can't sign like this. 1149 01:38:42,420 --> 01:38:47,280 These round glasses, they are totally arrange these days. 1150 01:38:48,300 --> 01:38:52,460 I would never have signposted like this. 1151 01:38:53,200 --> 01:38:55,660 Dad, retire the hell now. 1152 01:38:57,340 --> 01:38:58,840 Yes, I became an optician. 1153 01:38:59,080 --> 01:39:00,180 A Sunday. 1154 01:39:01,580 --> 01:39:02,580 The first time? 1155 01:39:02,800 --> 01:39:03,800 Yes. 1156 01:39:04,620 --> 01:39:06,700 This has been weird.